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As a Meteor Hurtling Through the Void of Space, I Think That I Speak With Some Authority ...

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As a meteor hurtling through the void of space, I think that I speak with some authority on the nature of our movements. We are not controlled by your gods or even by this “physics” you go on about; rather, our course and destination, and whether we impact or air burst, or simply provide an alarming viewing experience for your ancestors is controlled by Miqstiqemnon13375, God of Meteors.

By attributing our actions to your gods or your physics, you are eliminating our agency.

And that of our God. 

Like my Brothers and Sisters—and like your Earth—I broke off from the great Miqstiqmon13375 at the First Time, and have been a happy traveler ever since, knowing that someday we will all return to the Great Brotherhood of the Rock Pile. 

There has been some recent discussion by you earthlings about ancient meteors and air bursts on this site: Here, here and here. I ask that you stop in the name of Clod. 

Finally, another matter of some importance.

A fragment of the Murchison meteorite

On the right is Jim.

He fell to earth nearly three million of your earth years ago. You are keeping him prisoner in something called the Chicago Museum of Natural History. 

Please release our comrade.

What you have done with him, propping him up in a display case to be gawked at by apes and their ape children is not very nice. You are treating our brother as if he was some type of circus performer or other freak. 

This is against our law. 

We will not ask you a second time.


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